Donald Trump Plans Conversion to Islam
May 10, 2026
by William P. Meyers

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Rumors are swirling in Sunni Circles that Donald Trump has discussed converting to Islam with Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. We have not yet been able to confirm this, but are repeating the rumors, since they sound highly likely.

The conversion would take place after he completes his second term. It would be announced with great fanfare, hoping that many Americans will follow Trump to Make Allah Great Again.

Although the Donald was raised Christian, as a follower of Norman Vincent Peale in New York City, he has long considered Christians to be chumps.

Most American know very little about Islam. Founded by an Arab merchant, Muhammad, in 610 A.D., it claims Muhammad was a prophet with direct revelations from God, aka Allah. As a merchant Muhammad had traveled in the Middle East, including Palestine, and met Jews, Christians, and most interestingly, the Christian Jewish sects that believed Jesus was a Prophet, but not God [see Ebionites].

If Americans were to bother to read the Koran (or Quran) they would learn that most of it is repetitions of older Jewish and Christian stories. Jesus is presented as a prophet, like Moses, but not as the son of God.

But what, you might ask, appeals to Donald Trump? Why convert?

Very likely, despite his narcissism, Donald has realized even he will not live forever, at least not in his current body.

Christianity triumphed within the Roman Empire largely because of its promise of Heaven. That is, life after death. Also because tithes created a caste of priests who had to convert people if they wanted to live well. In Christian heaven people are alive, the sing a lot, they get to hang with God, but it does not sound like much fun.

Islam promises as better heaven, or Paradise. There Donald Trump can have his way with 40 virgins. That might include his past wives and sex toys, re-virginized, or they might be a totally new lot.

The Trump brand would also be greatly enhanced. Lots of buildings and golf courses in Islamic nations could be branded Trump. The royalty revenue stream could be used by this descendants to keep his name in bright lights until the world ends.

Then again, Christianity demands 10% of your income, something Trump has never even considered giving. Islam vaguely urges the rich to engage in charity.

And perhaps it is a simple Deal. Trump worships The Deal. Perhaps bin Salman and friends simply offered Trump a few billion dollars to join their sect. Who could resist that?

And the allowance for three more wives while alive, even before going to Paradise.

The only better deal I have ever heard of is Mormon. Joseph Smith promised each male an entire planet of his own, after death, if he converted to the Church of Latter Day Saints.